Shipping policy

Allow 3-4 days for processing. ships out within 5-7 days from purchase date with tracking numbers included. 

We have no control over delays once the goods are in the hands of the postal (parcel) service.

PS. We want you to have your package just as fast as we ship it out. If only we could teleport it to your doorstep ourselves. More importantly, thank you for being an Idiot along with us.