idiot proof /ˈidēət ˌpro͞of/

adj. incapable of going wrong or being misused. See also: you, on a good day.

idiot /ˈidēət/

n. a person who does it anyway.

brain fog /brān fôg/

n. permanent. Comes with the tee.

dead air /ded er/

n. the silence right after you hit send on a risky text.

please stand by

phr. what we say right before a drop.